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Sunday, December 17th, 2006
8:52 am - Funny
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I gave hoopeppernmiley a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I donated bone marrow to i_heart_homos in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I stole noahismyidol's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1452 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
homo_for_bowie

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Sunday, September 3rd, 2006
4:10 pm - Reefer Madness
OMG! I have just discovered the best movie ever! Reefer madness! It was originally a musical on B'way but it was mad in to a movie musical musical! It is fucking hilarious! Well, Lion King auditions are.....interesting!

current mood: Musical Theatre
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Sunday, August 27th, 2006
11:21 am - You know I am doing a show
Now here are the three ways to tell that I am doing a show...

My room turns into a shit hole

I never update on my lj or myspace

I never hang out with anybody, because I have no free time

current mood: tired
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Saturday, August 19th, 2006
3:27 pm - o.0
Ummm...I am so tired and I realized i am a camoflauged sleper. I found out my dad called up all of my friends last night looking to see where I was! I came home from Nocca and went to sleep....I got...14 hours of sleep....Shwing for me. He thought I had left the house. Well school is okay...Come see urinetown:The Musical! Sep. 15-Oct.1, with a possible layover! Call me for info!

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Or just call me to hang out...I am ALWAYS FREE

current mood: Mustache
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Thursday, August 10th, 2006
6:07 pm - This is what we have so far!
This is the story so far...Come on people who havent written anything, this thing is going to win a prize one day!

Once upon a time there were three midgets name vladimere, hybiscus, and todd. They lived in the enchanted land of Snarkyland. All three had the weirdest of personalities. Vladimere was known for his snarky behavior, and his intense liking for onion-stewed livers.Hybiscus was a drag queen stipper at a local club called The Snarky Hole & also enjoyed fishing & polka dancing and todd was a lawyer by day but a midget escort at night and nobody knew of his night escapades. until one day when he had to defend someone who killed his client. Then, under cross-examination, all of the sorid details of Todd's pathetic life were made public.
He was humiliated. He was ruined. So, he had leave Snarkyland and move to a place where his abnormality would be accepted as normal, so he moved to New Orleans where he promptly became friends with Lyshank who was the lead in a heart stopping cabaret. Lyshank got Todd an audition but when Todd got on stage he Got a phone call from his doctor with the results from his test the week before. He was not only the first midget man to get pregnant, but he had also contracted midget herpes from a female prostetute name shakira, when he heard the news he blew off the audition. He knew that Shakira lived in the French Quarter, so he decided to go back to find her in order to take care of the problem. On the way, Todd decide to stop at the Sav-A -Center and pick up a Hubig pie and a Yo-hoo, a delicious chocolate drink similar to a Chocolate Soldier, except it does not give you gas, as bad. He went to Shakira's house to yell at her for being a dirty whore, but when he saw her, he fell in love with her. He decided he could not marry a prostitute, nor could he really allow himself to be in love with a dirty whore, so he told her that he had contracted AIDS from her and that she had better go to the free clinic. In the back, Todd could see Wyclef Jean over at Shakira's. Todd thought to himself, "well, this makes sense..." He left Shakira's and decided that he should go...

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Wednesday, August 9th, 2006
8:20 pm - This is so true...
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

current mood: anxious
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Friday, August 4th, 2006
9:17 pm - Let's play a game...
Okay so I am gonna start to tell a story and you have to continue a piece of in my comments. If someone has already added one, then add onto that story! Lets see how long the stpry gets!

Here we go:

Once upon a time there were three midgets name vladimere, hybiscus, and todd. They lived in the enchanted land of....

You add onto my story...NOW!

current mood: I have a headache
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1:10 pm
Lalalalala!
I am so behind on life!
I wish life was simple like when we were in kindegarden!
Never worrying about what to where, who to be friends with.
All we cared about was someone cool birthday party, or getting a new lunch box!
I want those days back!
Maybe if I pretend I am insane they will put me back into kindegarden!

current mood: blank
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Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
10:04 pm
I am bored so I have nothing to do but fix up my LJ and find icons to use! I found some cute ones! School in one a nd a half weeks! God I am excited!
Well i am gonna go do more Lj shit and hope someone sends me a life!

current mood: Hehe! It's wearing a burret!
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3:45 pm - This is fucking Hilarious!
Four women were driving across the country.
Each one was from a different place: Idaho,
Nebraska, Louisiana, and Mexico. Shortly after
the trip began, the woman from Idaho started
pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing
them out of the window. "What the hell are
you doing ?" demanded the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these dang things in
Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"
A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began
pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing
them from the window. "What are you doing
that for?" asked the gal from Louisiana.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska,
I am just sick of looking at them!" Inspired,
the gal from Louisiana opened the car door
and pushed the Mexican out.

current mood: anxious
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10:34 am - No One Gets on
OMG! No one ever really post anymore! My friends page has the same entris in it all the time! iT PISSES ME OFF! SHIT STAINED BALLS! School start in like a week and a half! YAY!

current mood: tired
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Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
10:20 am - Bored
I went to go see little man last night. I think I now need counseling! It was so bad, I was dragged there by a friend! And whats up with the palace raising their fucking prices! 7 DOLLARS for a student? WTF? Thats why we r called students! We are poor! An adult is 8! Mother fucking ndfhj dtundsouyfdasify7dasuvsdyagfdasyifsduilgdcdvfwygfcdyivgyucvgygefewiuyleigywegievfjgevfievfwgeigeygcdwyiwcdgyuicdgcdwyugwiywgwgyfwdyugywugyukfuwyefuy! *has heart attack*

current mood: Abba!
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Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
2:47 pm - EEK!
It is thundering at my house, and it is so FUCKING loud! Well, if anybody would like to join me, I am going to the EBR library for a couple of hours to lull in the smell of mildewy books! Brings back good memories!

current mood: nerdy
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Monday, July 17th, 2006
9:15 pm - Bored
I have been so bored lately! Argh! I love the food channel, especially unwrapped! Thanx charlotte for cooky dinner, it SUCKED! Just playin it was good good!!! Well I hat myspace, and I am trying to get people to start using a journal again. Peace out bitches!

current mood: full
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Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
5:35 pm - Back on!
Okay!
It is now my goal to start writing in this piece of shit again. Now that I am so bored that I find myself staring mindlessly into myspace for hours, I figured i needed another site to lull over. My name is Juam the Burrito! PRETZELS! Sorry! I found Ms. New Booty, and she was on airline highway! WOOT!
I love Bianca!

current mood: thirsty
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Saturday, February 25th, 2006
5:34 pm - Long Time
It has been a while! Wow! I like apples! Nothing to write about no one to listen!
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Saturday, November 5th, 2005
1:43 pm - Funny Ass Potter Pics!
"MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU HARRY!"

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This is like the funniest HP Picture i hav ever seen. *George Lucas Sheads a Tear*

current mood: tired
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Thursday, July 14th, 2005
11:07 pm - Harry Potter Geek
Yeh Baby!
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current mood: Nothing
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Monday, July 11th, 2005
11:35 pm - Kay!
So i am really sad...my momma gerbil had babies but they were a still birth i was soo depressed i wanted to cry, and now my cat tigger is very ill and it scares me, so say a prayer for both of them pleaze!

current mood: Sadness
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12:01 am - Fill It Out Ho!
21 Questions, fill it out for me llloosaahhss!!

1.Your Name:


2. Age:


3. Fave Color:


4. Fave Movie:


5. Fave Song:


6. Fave Band:


7. Most Embarassing Moment:


8. Are you a virgin?


HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. Are we friends?


2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?


3. Would you kiss me?


4. ...with tongue?


5. Would you enjoy it?


6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?


7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?


8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:


9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?


10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?


11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?


12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?


13. Do you think I'm a good person?


14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?


15.Do you think I'm Hot?


16. Would you call me just because?


17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?


18. If you could change anything about me, would you?


19.Would you have sex with me?


20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?


21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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